In Québec they were a bit more diverse and also named lots of places after saints.
We also have a few original names, like bucksnort, horsethief basin and truth or consequences
Here in South Carolina we have Pumpkintown, Sugar Tit, and Possum Kingdom
Sure but calling them Americans is likely, mostly, sorta true but also ignores an important fact… They were Europeans (or near descendants of) calling the places that. Often a place was named that place because it reminded them of home / to honor their parents home.
Some other notable examples: New Zealand São Carlos, Brazil Munich, Saskatchewan Liverpool, New South Wales Nueva York, Colombia
So is nueva York named after York or new York?
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.
Why’d they change it?
Just add new to the name
And yet we don’t have a Shitterton
Hebron, Lebanon, and Bozrah CT have entered the chat.
Jamaica, VT has entered the chat
I see your Jamaica, VT and raise you Jamaica Beach, TX.
Consequently people from New England are the only ones who know how half the current English place names are pronounced.
It’s “Wooster”
“Truth and Consequences, NM”
“Dinosaur, CO”
“City of Industry, CA”
“Why Not?, NC”
“Ink, AR” because when it was time to name the town a questionnaire was circulated to solicit suggestions, and the top of the form said “write in ink”. Except not really goddammit.
Springfield, yes
There’s a lot of places in America that are named after native American tribes. I guess it’s the least our predecessors could do considering how badly they fucked over and slaughtered the natives.
“Yeah, we’re naming this river after you guys in honor of your stewardship of the environment. No, it’s not going to catch on fire or anything like that. How could a river catch on fire?”
In the west coast we typically just used the name of the native tribe we killed in order to take the land.
Or the Spanish name from when the Spanish took the land a couple hundred years before.
In Oklahoma we just use the name of whatever tribe was forcibly relocated there. Although I know of one town that was named after a misspelling of an indian chief’s name. The Apollo 14 CSM pilot lived there.
I wouldn’t know anything about that here in siʔaɬ.
That’s OK though /j
and then we say a prayer thanking the tribe every sunday at church, don’t forget that
They do it before everything from sports to classical music where I am.
do they explicitly thank the tribe in the prayer?
i know they’re trying, but it’s kind of ridiculous.
It’s not actually a prayer, just an acknowledgement. But yes.
i think i’m kind of superimposing the prayers and acknowledgements because (1) the last one i was at was at a church and it was kind of both, (2) i’m a church musician and when all you’ve got is a hammer, and (3) like, statesia. prayers. you know.
one of my grandfathers was one of the kids stolen from his tribe (fuck if we know which one) by the mormons as part of their Indian Placement Program (theologically they wanted to turn the natives white. don’t get me started). so like, i don’t want to sear all white people with the same brand, but like, sometimes the acknowledgements feel like a bandaid. okay most of the time.
all i know is it fucked up my grandfather something terrible
And yet you still support the religion of the colonizers. You should take your talent elsewhere.
Yes, I visited Themdamninjuns last time I went through Illinois.
for the purposes of my joke, many people wouldn’t have known - or cared to know - the names of the local tribes
I’ve never been through Illinois
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Thank you. I think I have it now.
Nah I prefer feeling like I’m reading a 90’s chain email.
I had not heard of this before. Usually those are used when adding text to a quote for clarification. Is this mainly a British English thing?
It’s professional writing. It’s like when people complain how titles have capital letters in them, is just a form of writing.
Meanwhile, Alexander the Great: You’ll be me lol
“Americans” as in white Europeans?
It would be amazing if they had arrived to the Americas and ask some natives about how they call a place and they said “this? This is New Amsterdam. We don’t know what’s Amsterdam but this is a newer version of it”
My ancestors had great names for places. Then the white invaders killed most of us and named our land after their home.
I think this meme would be better suggested to say white European immigrants to America.
A lot of states are named after the natives they genocided
Other than the earliest settlements, most cities in the US were named by people born in North America.
Exactly - they weren’t “Americans” yet.
Let’s name our town “New [someplace we miss back home].”
Hey, give them some credit, they have some diversity - there’s place in europe, new place in europe, mispronounced place in europe, british ruler, catholic saint in spanish, american president, explorer related to america, and of course native american place/tribe, and random native american word
The Spanish names barely count because those were originally Mexican and had been named before USA was born.
I think you’re just describing how the etymology of most named places works.
In my country we name places after the surrounding area/environment. If it’s an area with a big hill it will probably have a name to reflect that.
I love visiting other areas “Old Barn Rd”, and “Swamp Rd”
These days you can’t even tell the name comes from the area. They use old words to describe it. An area with a hill could be called a “Something-bjer”. Bjer means hill and is close to the modern word Berg but if you don’t know about it then you don’t think about it.
Sure, we could have old barn road. But I am not talking about roads. More like City names, local village names, local area names and such.
Gotcha.
That’s interesting, I’ve never heard of bjer beforeUnless you are from Sweden it’s not that surprising you never heard about “bjer” haha. I only learned about it pretty recently and I am born and raised here 😅 The majority of people probably never think about why places are named the way they are
I was thinking you meant in the US, like in New England or something. Glad I learned a new thing already today
mispronounced place in europe
Americans can’t pronounce Illinois
Illin-wah
N’wah!
Kansas
Arkansas
Kansas
Arkansas
Kansas and pirate Kansas
There’s a town in Illinois called Sauget with an ongoing debate over how to pronounce it. None of the dozens of pronunciations are what you’d think.
I vote they settle on changing the name to sausage.
Meanwhile in the UK they have Bath and Bedford
Not to mention my whole country is named after a place there. New Zealand
Ridiculous. How could a place named in 1645 be named after a WWII anti-aircraft platform?
Zealand being in the Netherlands, though. The way you replied made it sound UK.
And at some places they even reassign them new genders: The coat of arms of Berne Switzerland has a bear with a red penis. The US town: New Berne has a bear without a penis as a coat of arms. This means during the sea transport, Berne’s bear outed themselves as Transgender and changed their sex to a lady-bear. (At least in my head cannon)
Almost certainly typical American Puritanism.
Wow, history is fascinating!
You can still see it, it just became bigger and black and moved a bit backwards
Behold the BBBBBC (Berne’s Bear’s Big Black Backward Cock)
