Well it kinda makes sense because novelty usually tastes good, or at least “interesting”.

Not that things don’t taste good with ranch, some things just taste better with something else.

I don’t measure mine but yesss - somebody changed my life when they showed me that trick.

I read that Europeans here for the World Cup are crazy for ranch dressing. Seems odd that they don’t already have it, given all the American junk food franchises over there.

Exactly - they weren’t “Americans” yet.

Let’s name our town “New [someplace we miss back home].”

“[giggle] I know, right? Fuckin’ AI man! Those are nice pants!”

They sold Humpy? Noooooo! Hummmmpeeeeeee!