i thought that was beans and corn

maybe it’s just too much time dealing with my MIL’s bullshit mind games but every account i see asking what was so bad or saying that it makes some kind of weird sense…

that’s my MIL our badmiral, poking his nose up for air and checking the damage. i just know it. i feels it in my stink bones.

nachos?

i needed it without the caption, so here y’all are

that’s me!

someone lost a monkey? we’ve gotta find that monkey

where’s the vote for him to [content that would be me on another set of lists]

thing is, c can do both or either, k and s can do one. most folk i have talked to about seriously reforming english spelling/alphabetization eliminate k’s current function entirely and put everything it does on c

no way. i knew it used the long S in the handwritten one, but i never knew there were typed versions. this is a find

does ø have a name? just o with a line or what

i have an album i love because a few of the songs have choruses whose lyrics are “da da da da da” or “la da la da la da” and you just have to roughly remember the tune. also it’s a fun album.

you shoulda tried it with the neck breaking. way more fun

don’t blame the victims here

dude don’t ask an orca to do a PR, they’ll eat your boat, they’ll eat your VW, they’ll, i don’t know a lot about orca… eat your other, little boat you use to get ashore from boat… eat your chowder, eat your shoes, i mean i don’t know what you can do about a rogue orca unless you’re a moose.

take my updoots, people on the list who ain’t me

we enjoy seeing it suffer because that means he suffers, theoretically

oh, the statesian government will make him a trillionaire again

Dale would totally sneak in with a single woman trying to look like a couple and buy shit in the self checkout with a hacked barcode connected to the account 512-867-5309