

Fortunately, not for very much longer! 🤪
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My Dad thinks he invented that joke.
Are you Calvin?
That blue light is Cherenkov radiation.
Imagine their little faces light up!
If only. Kinder Surprise toys used to be good, they needed actual instructions to put together. Sometimes they were weapons, intentionally or not. Now you get a Kinder egg and open it up to find just some guy. Not building, no exploration, no pain, just a little plastic guy. This is what’s wrong with this generation.
cries in American deprivation
You walk into an abandoned K-Mart and the only source of electric light is a singular Blue Light left on in front of the shelf of Kinder Demon Cores
Then you notice it’s not a light bulb, it’s a water bottle.
Tickle tickle!
Damn, I commented the exact same thing 5 hours after you
Every seventh egg comes with one of a terrific collection of screwdrivers.
I guarantee the surprise will blow your mind (and possibly the town you live in).
K-mart is trying to kill you.









