Investigators recovered two stolen trailers carrying $1.3 million in data center supplies, including copper wire and infrastructure equipment.
Remember: if you see someone stealing from a data center, no you didn’t!
Remember to bring a leash while looking for your lost dog.
Thieves? These are heroes.
Heroes.
They are helping humanity.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
How do I support these endeavors?
Give your local copper thieves maps to your local data center construction and a fresh pair of wire cutters. And an empty dog leash so they can say their dog ran in there and they’re just looking for their dog.
The modern Robin Hood does not give to any poor but themselves, yet do us all a great service in stifling more harm.
Bless them all.
A data center is getting built near me. I was taking my dogs to walk on a local trail and they’ve completely shut down the public road with private security guards to keep people away from their data center. Had to find an alternate route to the trail.
It’s not enough that they are stealing peoples Intellectual property, they are stealing public access too!
What a timeline. Palantir deploying AI missiles to prevent copper theft while water warriors plant bamboo next to data centers.
Wait, i can only get so erect
Thieves? Or redistrubtors of natural resources?
It’s the inverse of the children yearning for the mines, it’s the copper yearning for the thieves.
Look I’m not a scientist but I think it’s basically 2 of the stages of the water cycle, for copper.
Honestly given how much copper may have been recycled since the Copper Age I’m gonna hazard a guess that your joke isn’t even all that wrong. There’s a bronze statue in I want to say Germany that was made back in the 1600s that we’re pretty sure a good bit of the copper and bronze was stolen from ancient graves.
Returning to this WAY late, but that is fucking cooool.
Late is better than never showing up at all - welcome!
Can someone please liberate some RAM…
Fantastic
Oh no how unfortunate.
I am an American citizen, and I approve this message. 👍
oh no anyway
