This is basically the “tearing copper out of the walls before you break the lease” stage

When I was in HS all the farm kids carried their knives and multitools to school every day.

One year the administration asked us to stop, but nobody listened and they didnt mention it again.

At least thats honest.

Forgot it existed

My neighborhood is a fucking rave for trick or treat

Stolen. Looted.

I didnt notice

Shocking

Omg seriously?

Fell apart when they couldn’t find any.

Fraud, conspiracy, treason

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

And die please

If we ever get our Nuremberg trials, then yes ICE.

lol right

Is that so bad

Fully immersive freak show

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.