Be me. Get picked up by ICE Agents. ICE Agents make an offer to me, either go to Trump’s State Fair or a detention centre. Choose detention centre.
Weird how threatening and harassing 1/3 of the population makes no one want to participate in your activities. What a fucking clown.
It was antifa left wing terrorist dumocrat radicals that caused this. They drove in with their giant trucks with giant hoses, spraying millions and millions of gallons of water onto the fair. Water which the likes have never been seen before. They did it folks. Fake news media wants to tell you it was “rain”. Isn’t that a ridiculous word. “Rain”. We know the truth though.They tried to ruin the fair, but we won’t let them.
Honestly, this shit is hilarious. I hope there’s a firework show and they are all duds except one lonely roman candle.
Honestly, this shit is hilarious. I hope there’s a firework show and they are all duds except one lonely roman candle.
I’ll take fireworks burning down the White House due to incompetence.
LOL, WTF has Melania ever done that would deserve a tribute? 🙄
A bunch of teenage girls names a heifer Melania saying it’s a tribute to her because their hair colors kind of match and it “just fit”.
Maybe it’s good this is going to go over everyone’s head.
I bet most women, including even Melania, might be a bit suspicious about naming a cow after a woman being a “tribute”, LOL.
She make fuck to get green card.
Trump is trash.
Why you gotta demean trash like that?
the fact that the countries 250th founding celebration is a terrible state fair run by a convisted rapist which pretends to honor an ex prostitute who immigrated illegally into the US on an ‘Einstein unusual talent’ visa is almost too perfect.
An open pedophile marketplace in the middle of it with some open air pedophile rape with the sounds of screaming children is about the only way it could be more spot on. And maybe some missile batteries rotating nearby.an ‘Einstein unusual talent’ visa
That originated from a typo. It was an Epstein visa.
I had that visa, took a PhD with 5 Publications.
Elle Magazine was not one of them.
This “State Fair” failure is perfect Trump.
This apparently had been planned for several years. The Smithsonian was working in part with other groups. They had top tier musicians planned for free concerts each night, fireworks, state events, activities and displays. All Trump had to do is stand back and let everyone do their thing.
But nope. He had to get involved. All the normal people and groups didn’t want to work with his nonsense. This is the end result. A lethargic multi-day MAGA rally, a half working Ferris wheel, a state exhibit for states like Maine where it’s a sign that says “Maine” and two chairs, and a few thousand people a day attending and leaving feeling ripped off.
All he had to do was stand back and let it happen.
Love to see it. The only result I ever wanted for something like this. Let everything he does and everything he touches turn to stone and dust.
All he had to do was stand back and let it happen.
Is what he said to his rape victims.
I don’t think he talked to them most of the time.
state exhibit for states like Maine where it’s a sign that says “Maine”
To be fair, that’s at least better than the sign saying “Mane”, which is closer to their usual level of competence 🤷🏻
“why did you call the cow Melania? I mean look at her hair! Oh, yeah, you’re right” is a legitimate paraphrase of the article
It’s also the best summary you’ll get so feel free to skip the rest
Call Donald Trump to organize your next disappointing failure of an event!
Fyre Festival 2028!
The Four Seasons lot is available.
The four seasons landscaping next to the dildo store that is.
he’s currently quite busy (dis)organizing the dismantling of most all of the beneficial things the federal government used to extend to the citizens & residents of the USA
This looks like an awful layout for a fair.
There doesn’t look like there’s much to do at all.
I’m sure there’s some stuff in those tents, but so much wasted space for what’s probably aesthetic reasons, and that definitely makes it look even more dead.
Fairs and carnivals are tightly laid out so they feel more alive and they can jam in more to see everywhere you look. This is the opposite.
This looks like an awful layout for a fair.
It’s a workable layout. You just need stuff to do. This is a lawn, some ugly empty tents, a broken ferris wheel, and tears of children expecting something more interesting than a basic city park.
I’ve had family reunions with more to do.
Someone who’s never been to a state fair’s idea of one, no doubt. And many of the booths are empty, with just a table and a state stamp for the visitor book.
it’s a pretty poor fair, apparently
Almost everything in America is poor these days.
It almost looks like how markets were organized in some places historically, but those were generally in smaller spaces and had an open middle to facilitate carts, horses, and just to have an open walking area. This just looks dead.
And yet somehow despite the lack of horses (I mean I presume) this one manages to pack in 400% more horseshit.
Incredible how that works sometimes.
If they filled the middle with blue ribbon livestock it would be different
It would unironically look better if they filled the middle area with livestock.
All they have in the center is a FIFA prize winning pig.
I wonder what percentage of attendees are actually just press covering the event?
That and influencers.
Just count the number of people not wearing a camo wife-beater and you have your answer.
Ah yes, the memories of my childhood, going to the ‘state fair’ with all the Greek architecture. Nothing says ‘downhome america’ like greek & roman architecture. WTAF???
Anyone else notice the Israeli flag hanging next to the US one in the empty music tent? 🤮
Well yeah. Just what being a protectorate is, dude.
Yep. That really sticks out at an event supposedly all about American patriotism.
TLDR: “Melania” is the name of a cow named after the First Lady cause it’s patriotic. No one’s showing up while Trump claims the crowds are huge.
Kids are dumb. “Moolania” was right there!
I feel like even Trump would be pretty dissapointed about the lack of corn dogs.
Oh my god you can’t even get meat wrapped in corn? What is this shit pit country even for?
Unfortunately, corn dogs are too phallic shaped and are thus “woke and gay” now. You may, however have as much raw ground beef as you want with RFK jr over in the HHS tent
I have to laugh so hard that people like Jesse Watters are basically given an open mic to queen the fuck out about how to avoid looking gay.
Apparently real men cannot: drink from a straw, eat soup in public, cross their legs, eat fudge, wave with both hands, etc. I could have sworn he said something about eating bananas, too?
Anyway, I used to get a good laugh at getting some far right gopper woman like Michele Bachmann chomping down on something phallic at one of the dopey photo-ops they do as a stand-in for “real America”. There is some pic that I think Wonkette would use a lot where it looks like she’s deep-throating a kielbasa or something.
Apparently Jesse got very triggered by things like that, thinking OMG what if they get me on camera eating something like that?
