Unfortunately, corn dogs are too phallic shaped and are thus “woke and gay” now. You may, however have as much raw ground beef as you want with RFK jr over in the HHS tent
I have to laugh so hard that people like Jesse Watters are basically given an open mic to queen the fuck out about how to avoid looking gay.
Apparently real men cannot: drink from a straw, eat soup in public, cross their legs, eat fudge, wave with both hands, etc. I could have sworn he said something about eating bananas, too?
Anyway, I used to get a good laugh at getting some far right gopper woman like Michele Bachmann chomping down on something phallic at one of the dopey photo-ops they do as a stand-in for “real America”. There is some pic that I think Wonkette would use a lot where it looks like she’s deep-throating a kielbasa or something.
Apparently Jesse got very triggered by things like that, thinking OMG what if they get me on camera eating something like that?
I feel like even Trump would be pretty dissapointed about the lack of corn dogs.
Oh my god you can’t even get meat wrapped in corn? What is this shit pit country even for?
Unfortunately, corn dogs are too phallic shaped and are thus “woke and gay” now. You may, however have as much raw ground beef as you want with RFK jr over in the HHS tent
I have to laugh so hard that people like Jesse Watters are basically given an open mic to queen the fuck out about how to avoid looking gay.
Apparently real men cannot: drink from a straw, eat soup in public, cross their legs, eat fudge, wave with both hands, etc. I could have sworn he said something about eating bananas, too?
Anyway, I used to get a good laugh at getting some far right gopper woman like Michele Bachmann chomping down on something phallic at one of the dopey photo-ops they do as a stand-in for “real America”. There is some pic that I think Wonkette would use a lot where it looks like she’s deep-throating a kielbasa or something.
Apparently Jesse got very triggered by things like that, thinking OMG what if they get me on camera eating something like that?