When you’re climbing up the ladder and your booty makes a splatter… Diarrhea!

We’re only red when there’s a national election and all the cousin-fucking, bible-thumping hicks come out of their trailers. Most of the rednecks don’t even notice when there are state elections. Lexington and Louisville are heavily blue due to their more diverse population.

Source: Lived here 30 years.

Someone who has smoked a lot of crack for an extended period of time.

Why you gotta demean trash like that?