• DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Goddamn imagine how stupid you’d have to be to be a conservative.

    Like, less cognitive function than at least half of the species in the animal kingdom.

    I trust my sock more than I’d ever trust a conservative. At least socks aren’t violently stupid.

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      3 days ago

      But, as a conservative, you get to be outraged by things like led light bulbs, bans on plastic grocery bags and having to see electric vehicles everywhere. And it’s a very sweet, pure, hateful outrage from making you do without some “beloved” everyday objects while being forced to contend with technology that “makes the air cleaner.” Doesn’t the wind do that? And don’t get me started on having to drag handfuls of reusable bags to the grocery store because of some environmental crap! Why it’s a bunch of woke, pronoun, LGBTQ, nonsense I tell you and I’m not having it.

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      3 days ago

      People who associate with conservative politics have all the savoire faire of an aborted fetus climbing out of a dumpster on prom night. They can’t be trusted with the keys to the city.