He seems fairly prone to ego stroking, which internet goers would typically label as narcissistic.

Kind of the target audience for the sycophant machine

As former IT, most people seem to go from iphone 12/13 to 17 in the last year. Anecdotally, my wife and I went from S17s to $300 motorolas. My parents take the rotating yearly “upgrade” offer and seem fine with that

If he dies late enough, they dont have to replace him. If he dies too early, they need to hold an election (which will almost definitely go left)

They all moved to linux or are bound by golden handcuffs. Source: my entire friend group

Theres a massive difference between the boonies, a medium city, a large city, and an affluent city, and a huge difference between those places in california, texas, utah, colorado, ohio, georgia, etc.

Every state is basically a country of its own, and about the size of one

I imagine a lot of people have spiderwebs of dependancies and obscure abandoned projects that collect dust and eventually break everything. If you stick to maintained projects or learn anything about package management at all, youll likely have no issues ever.

I just type “yay” into terminal every month or so when im bored

My biggest problem with Arch over the last 3 years (after skill issues, of course) has been the roughly 2 days when some lib package was rewritten in Rust, breaking a bunch of depancies, so i had to rely on a flatpak.

My biggest problem with Ubuntu has been the 2 or 3 times Canonical decided to uninstall my wifi drivers on my headless server or obliterate my kernel or just decide randomly to never update a package again (even though theyve shipped said updates)

My issues with Arch have always been solvable in under and hour or my fault. My issues with Debian (specifically ubuntu) have been catastrophic.

Wages always weirded me out. Wdym 1 hour of work, regardless of output, is worth $20 or whatever? No one outside of a corporate environment could rent me for $20 to do an hoir of work, but i also do that every week of the year.

Easy, dota 2 isnt fun

Good. The democrats tried that after forcing Kamala on us. Kamalas whole campaign was “Guys trump is really bad pls vote for me” and it was doomed from the start.

You havr to actually have political goals. Theres an absurd fear of a candidate whos “too radical”, but mamdani proves that its precisely what voters want.

Its actually more difficult to AI generate an image of a map than it is to simply… Find a map

I used to buy tubs of the bubbles. Theyre udually just fruit juice that was piped into… Something im too lazy to search.

Tapioca pearls are also, confusingly, called bubbles. These are usually called popping bubbles

They absolutely are. The AIs are quite literally building themselves

Arch is good if you know what youre doing or need a hobby. Cachyos is great if you want arch but want to do things other than troubleshoot your own mistakes

“Hammer to penis or steak” is less interesting than “Steak or lobster”

Anyways the answer is Steak, and a different steak if its for a server, and lobster (derogatory) if its for an important server