That implies he’s willing to take the elevator straight to hell. Or “hellivator,” if you will.

Stop. Don’t. Come back.

Bro’s ribs got cracked like a glowstick

They did the chemtrails that made the storms in the afternoon too

Useful, thanks!

I outright bought Serif’s Affinity suite of programs. Then Canva bought Serif, delisted the original Affinity apps, and made the new programs subscription-only. If ever my iPad dies, goodbye paid-for programs. Sometimes you don’t have a choice.

Or just found someone mentally ill or disabled enough to exploit. Status quo.

They’ll have their own private Idaho.

Taking it up shows they’re willing to debate the legality of making you prove citizenship to vote, disenfranchising a massive swath of people outright (women who changed their names etc), rather than dismiss it outright. Fuck ‘em.

Aayyy, Big Balls is back! Guess he didn’t learn his lesson the first time.

Ah the classics.

Roflwaffle perhaps