One theory is they keep him a living broccoli until August for electoral shenanigans:
“So all they have to do is drag their feet until [the second Tuesday in August], then tell you that he didn’t make it,” Cochran continued. “And in turn block Massie from disrupting an otherwise safe Republican seat.”
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“Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out,” Morris wrote in a social media post …
This is peak Republican. Keeping a corpse on life support so they don’t have to risk losing another special election.
They’re honouring his dying wish, to obstruct democracy through a technicality.
Probably some Warhammer 40k players among them
Worked for Marshall Tito.
Meanwhile his
wifehandler immediately went to china to meet with officialsBro’s ribs got cracked like a glowstick
Oh. he’s dead.
My strawberries continue their recovery in the refrigerator following their thawing at the Vons club:
Doctors hope that in two weeks they can update his condition to dead.
