Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter

Diarrhea 💨💨

One of my first forays into computer science was learning how to bypass the various school firewalls in grade school lol

His supporters are too far gone to be swayed

I’m hoping for explosive diarrhea

They’re Nazis. There’s historically been only one way to deal with Nazis.

I’d rather US politicians be required to pass the US citizenship exam

Republicans fume at the mere existence of anyone different than them

6. It was trans people, somehow

My immediate thought is that his billionaire friends (likely oil barons) are subsidizing it until the day after the election, at which point they will reap the profits/bribes. My money is on stolen Venezuelan oil as well.

Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything bad in months and it’s fantastic

He’s little been cycling pump and dump schemes for the last however old he is. How the fuck have they not caught on

People tend to use fireworks to cover up shootings. That’s what happened overnight at Coney Island recently