Donald Trump wants the Navy to rip out an electromagnetic launch system and replace it with a steam one.

Once again, the dimwitted President has gone full Juggalo.

  • Janx@piefed.social
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    3 days ago

    I am hereby ordering Trump’s parents to unfuck and for him to be unborn.

    Has about the same chance of happening…

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      You made my dog happy this evening. He’s gleefully lapping up the mouthful of icecream I spat all over the floor laughing at this fucking masterpiece of a comment.

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      Now if I get my hands on a Time Machine, I have to make a decision to go back and kill Hitler’s parents or kill Trump’s parents.

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        Gotta start at the root. Trump major sucks ass but his whole playbook is based off Hitler’s. Not to mention there are dozens of pundits who would be more than happy to take his place if he didnt exist

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        Timing may overlap where you could use one as a club to bash the other as children, both gone in the process and then we might have universal dental in the US by now

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        For all we know Hitlers parents might have been nice people who made a few mistakes. Fred, on the other hand…