This story ain’t for the squeamish … a man in Indiana chopped off his penis and set it ablaze using lighters and gasoline, according to his attorney.
Christopher Peden allegedly told police that he walked inside a garage in Fort Wayne, IN, and sliced off his junk with a kitchen knife, his lawyer, David Felts, tells TMZ.
Felts said Peden then allegedly placed his severed penis on the floor, doused it with gasoline from a container and set it on fire using 4 lighters.
At least that seems like the correct order of operations.
I’m gobsmacked at your ability to pull a silver lining out of…that