• duckCityComplex@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    Your honor, when I took off the parking brake, put the car in neutral, and gave it a big push down the hill, it was in the interest of science, to see how far it would go. I think a lot hinges on intent here. It certainly was not my intent to mow down five children at a bus stop.

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      15 days ago

      Your honour, in my defensd, the car went really fast like: vroooom and then it swerved on its own and everythjng was all: CRASH SMASH BANG BOOM SPERKLASH BANG and people were all running around screaming like “aaaaàah thr car just ran over my baby”. So you sre, your jinour, even the infant’s mother knows it was the car’s fault. And most importantly, weve advanced science.