A rather free love friend of a friend was trying to fuck guys from every sign of the zodiac, and she hadn’t gotten to Cancer yet. As an amateur astronomer now, and a child who was raised by a lunatic into all sorts of woo, I declined on principle.

Look, have your fun. But woo is a relationship red flag for me. You cannot remind me of my mother if you want me turned on. I haven’t gotten laid countless times. I don’t need or want sex that badly. I desire someone I can trust to keep a firm grasp on reality.

That is such a Leo thing to say

I generally try not to yuck anyone’s yum, I won’t make fun but I will just straight up say I don’t believe in anything spiritual or magical.

I have a female friend who is an Astronomer. I always call her Astrologer, especially at parties and such.

Better astrology than witchcraft. I have been through both in my younger days. I do have to admit, the witch was far more fun in bed.

Bollox

Or you can just have a decent personality. I’ve never had a problem with both not believing in their astrology and getting laid. Just don’t be a dick about it and talk about something else.

This is why I shittest every straight man by asking about astrology, y’know, to confirm he’s a liar.

I can feel this post in my root chakra

I’m straight, been married 32 years, and my wife hates astrology. There’s no dilemma.

I’ll choose making fun of astrology.

I had several friends at school with the same birthday as me, so obviously we had the same personality and all the same stuff kept happening to us.