Reminds me of a story about Randolph Churchill:

In the mid-1950s, surgery revealed that a tumor on his lung was benign. His friend Evelyn Waugh burst into the bar at White’s Club: “They’ve cut out the only part of Randolph that isn’t malignant!”

Four Color Theorem

“As a party, we are better to risk losing without Donald Trump than trying to win with him. Enough already with Mister Trump.”

“It’s like [choosing between] being shot or poisoned.” (About whether he would choose Trump or Cruz for the President of the United States.)

“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed… and we will deserve it.”

“Embracing Donald Trump is embracing demographic death.”

“Finally, a president willing to take on this absurd policy of birthright citizenship. I’ve always supported comprehensive immigration reform – and at the same time – the elimination of birthright citizenship.”

“If you’re a young, African American or an immigrant, you can go anywhere in this state, you just need to be conservative, not liberal.”

“This is the party of Donald Trump.”

“I want you to use my words against me.”

—Lindsey Graham, 1955-2026

I could believe that little tetrahedron symbol on his polo is some cryptofascist bullshit symbol that he had embroidered on at a mall kiosk because he’s too chickenshit to actually own his bigotry and wear a Hakenkreuz…

…but I could also believe that there’s some athleisure company out there with that logo where when that photo went viral saw it suddenly appear everywhere and just went Fffffuuuuuucckk mmmmeeeeeee…"

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“Not voting sends a message.”

Yeah, it fuckin’ does.

I’ve seen parents pushing toddlers around strapped into a stroller with a tablet mounted on an arm right at the kid’s eye level. Even if the kid wanted to stop looking at the tablet, they’d have a hard time. They’re basically Ludovico Technique-ing their own kids.

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