If I was a doctor in the US and be tempted to set up aside business where I wrote doctors notes for whatever ailment the request claim to have.
To you whoever it may concern,
INSERT NAME HERE has chronic INSERT AILMENT resulting in his/her (delete whichever is inappropriate) inability to perform tasks such as ANYTHING AT ALL and BONUS THING YOU ALSO DON’T WANT TO DO. Provided reasonable adjustments are made INSERT NAME HERE will be able to perform their duties without issue.
Sincerely Dr INSERT DOCTOR SOUNDING NAME HERE BSC SCC Esquire
If I was a doctor in the US and be tempted to set up aside business where I wrote doctors notes for whatever ailment the request claim to have.