Maybe Sean Spicer will take the job back? Someone check the bushes.

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“[…] the14th Amendment was passed exclusively in the aftermath of the Civil War, so that to ensure that the children of slaves would be citizens. It had no other meaning and purpose outside of that, and that’s been clear, obviously, since the day that it was passed.”

If that’s his attitude towards #14, how does he feel about #2?

Guys. Guys. I’ve got it. This is poetry.

Show us your death certificate

Sure. Whether or not its constitutional, etc. is really beside the point. Any official challenge to the governor’s declaration would necessarily involve demonstrating that McConnell is alive and well (or not). In either outcome, the question of the governor’s authority would be moot.

Sending my pots and thrayers 👏

It’s clearly haunted.