Maybe it was Sony. I hear they are revoking games people purchased. Maybe they expanded it to supplies paid for by taxes.

Use of this meme template is strange, as having a kid does impact your freedoms, regardless of your age. It’s just a question of whether you’re ok with that. Which has less to do with age and more to do with comfort and curiosity.

DVDs still exist. DVD players still exist.

There are plenty of things I haven’t tried… peanut butter?

That appears to be an Alaska roll. It already has cream cheese but still probably dry on account of the source. Soy sauce would be fine.

Just hammer it out bro

Hit the front with a hair dryer for a minute, then use a mallet from the inside

What does that have to do with China?

Look up Foxconn slave labor