Dammit, dad!

Why does an ESA even exist? They are literally being the fun police.

Apple’s stance on Hong Kong is what made me end all subscriptions I had with them.

Tim Cook has only gotten worse since then.

Don’t give Apple any recurring payments for anything.

‘These lifeboats are taking up too much deck space on the Titanic.”

Frank: “Barroooo~”

The floor might be too rough for human feet.

Paris, Texas is a personal favorite.

Cowabunga it is.

A rare insight into Tim Cook’s mind.