Don’t you know it’s Biden’s fault?!
Don’t forget explosive diarrhea!
Don’t forget the diarrhea lettuce
This week it’s tofu
The Taylor Farms diarrhea lettuce and diarrhea jalapeño peppers, specifically. The same Taylor Farms that donated to a Trump-aligned super PAC six days before the announced delay of food safety regulations.
ETA: this is only meant to name and shame a big offender, but all large corpos benefit from the disgusting deregulation rampant here in the United Shits of America :’)
See also: Slave labor
What is it with right-wing populists and being undone by lettuces? Liz Truss in Britain is now synonymous with the lettuce, and she had a simillarly laxative effect on the economy.
They’re pro data center now too, daddy donny told em to change their minds
Is America great yet?
Never have been
That’s a hard glizzy to hork
They love swallowing. They’re the greatest at it. Nobody swallows better than MAGA! thank you for your attention to this matter.
They love swallowing,
They are the greatest at it,
maga swallows best!
i would put your haiku on my fridge if i could.
That haiku is great
You can put it up on your
Refrigerator
Dry erase markers?
The only thing inaccurate about this meme is the dude’s expression of discontent.
Republicans, especially maga, would enthusiastically let Trump shit in their mouth if it meant a ‘librul’ would have to smell it.
They are happy to fall on the sword so long as it causes harm to some out-group. They love that shit.
MAGA will shit wildly from eating literal hot dogs, now that we got bad beef.
Don’t forget ink in the tofu
Dying from dysentery like it’s Oregon Trail
Starving Cuba
And let’s also not forget the coup d’etat in Venezuela
… Wild horse meat?
Conspiracy theory since the BLM is selling rounded up wild horses to buyers and then those buyers are suspected of selling to slaughter houses. Meanwhile the administration is waiving tariffs to import lean meat trimmings without specifying the source countries. The theory is those two things are directly linked.
Black Lives Matter is selling wild horses?? Seems off message, but go off I guess.
Feel like you are being sarcastic, but if not in this sense BLM is Bureau of Land Management.
Me over here really wondering what horse brisket tastes like. Can someone make that one real so I can live out my dreams.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat
“sweet, rich, superlean, oddly soft meat, closer to beef than venison”
