• Optional@lemmy.world
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    He says after about five minutes in handcuffs, agents found his Georgia ID and showed him a picture of the man they were actually looking for.

    “He looks nothing like me, other than that he’s a white guy and I’m a white guy,” Phillips said.

    White guy? (y/n): y

    ARREST WITH EXTREME VIOLENCE

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      I’ve heard the suspect drives an automobile.

      EVERYONE PULL OVER.

      STOP TRYING TO HIT ME WITH YOUR VEHICLES.

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      Yeah there’s like 5 total white people in the US, So it’s a completely reasonable mistake.

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      CRIME: CONTINUING TO LIVE
      PUNISHMENT: FORCEFUL DISCONTINUATION OF THE ABOVE CRIME