You know those moments in movies where there’s an unwitting incumbent who nobody expects to be much more than a moronic politician, but then they step behind a booth and mic and immediately things get really stark… like

Good evening Americans, I’m here before you today to discuss a new New Deal.

… and then we all remember it as the day that everything irreversibly and undeniably changed.

I get worried that today is the day, any time the orange maggot wants to address anything larger than a TACO stand.