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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

You know, my first wife divorced me because she said I wasn't American enough...

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You know, my first wife divorced me because she said I wasn't American enough...

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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I saw it coming from a kilometer away!

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Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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Kilometer? I hardly know her!
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She just couldn’t cel-see-us together.
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I didn’t budge a centimeter.

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