Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agoI needed a loan to write a trigonometry text book.....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down10
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareI needed a loan to write a trigonometry text book.....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoI called the library to make a reservation yesterday and they said "No".....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareI called the library to make a reservation yesterday and they said "No".....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoThe scientist who came up with the heat index died the other day....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareThe scientist who came up with the heat index died the other day....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoDid you know that boomerangs are Australia's number one export?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareDid you know that boomerangs are Australia's number one export?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoSomeone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSomeone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off...plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoWhere do Dads like to go for breakfast on Father's Day?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhere do Dads like to go for breakfast on Father's Day?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoI'm reading a book about sandpaper....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI'm reading a book about sandpaper....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoI keep reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy over and over. My wife says I'm addicted....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI keep reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy over and over. My wife says I'm addicted....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoI offered my elderly neighbor $20 to give me a ride on her Stairlift...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI offered my elderly neighbor $20 to give me a ride on her Stairlift...plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoMy brother quit his job as a lawyer to breed dogs...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMy brother quit his job as a lawyer to breed dogs...plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoDid you know that if you go to bed in a full suit of armor....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you know that if you go to bed in a full suit of armor....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoI told my wife that I can speak with fruits, so she handed me a small orange and said "What's this one saying? ". I replied...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI told my wife that I can speak with fruits, so she handed me a small orange and said "What's this one saying? ". I replied...plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoThey closed the bridge over my local road a few days ago...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThey closed the bridge over my local road a few days ago...plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agoWhere's the best place in Canada to see Bigfoot?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhere's the best place in Canada to see Bigfoot?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoLast night my wife was mumbling how she was born in 1892 and wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLast night my wife was mumbling how she was born in 1892 and wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoWhat do you call fairy tales told really, really fast?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call fairy tales told really, really fast?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
