Soup of the morning to you
What’s soup, dog?
Nothing much, soup?
What are you eating under there?
soup.
Dog soup, what’s much with you?
My soup of the morning is a double-shot flat white with half a sugar
And a double espresso thrown down my neck just before I drive to work
I too enjoy coffee bean and cream soup
🎼Out past the corncobs where the cream got heavy.
Out in the back seat of my ‘60 Chevy.
Workin’ on mysteries without any clues.
Workin’ on our night soups.
Trying’ to make some front page drive-in news.
Practicing our night soups in the summertime. 🎶I woke last night to the sound of chowder
Was the stove turned off I sat and wondered?
Started simmerin’ a soup from 1962
Ain’t it funny how the night soups?
When you just don’t seem to have as much to chew
Strange how the night soups
Day Soup
Fighter of the Night Soup
Chowder of the sun
You’re a something of something
And bread bowls for everyoneBolstered with Cheddar cheese
And breadbowls for everyone!
Soup of the Night sounds like it could be the name of a drink made from all the left over drinks at the end of a party.
This reminds me of a drinking game we played in high school… kids are stupid.
We used to do that too. But wowbetired anyone that puts jager in mine. I’ve had some paint stripper in my time and being fine, but a milligram of jager and I’m throwing up. God knows what’s in it.
What does this frog have to do with anything?
🐸
oh my gosh jaybone you can’t just ask a frog what they have to do with anything
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Ribbet
Rationale: soup or the night might have ribs in it
Edit: or whole frogs if you live in France
Wow
Frogs are just one of the vocal ambassadors of the otherwise ellusive creatures of the night. A frog is just a really good mascots for the team.
forg
The soup of the night happens when my stomach didn’t agree with the soup of the day
If I ever open that restaurant that I’ve been meaning to open for the past 20 years, I am using this on my menu.
No. We don’t talk about it. Learn the rules!
I’ve been invited to two Slovak weddings now and let me tell you, soup of the night is absolutely a thing. And I think without it, I wouldn’t have survived those events. So much Slivovica 😮
Fun fact: some languages, like Swedish, differentiate between day as in not night (dag) and day as in 24h (dygn)
We have identified the pun and removed the relevant ambiguity. The appropriate records will be updated within one business dygn. 😐
I feel like this is the opening for a parody/humor creepypasta radio drama.
Why the hell is this post so popular?! It was the one I was least confident about in my late night posting spree 😅
If you believe the Mock Turtle, there certainly is.
