[ Insert “Rigor-tortoise” joke here ]
(Once) Living evidence that abortion is moral
Burn in hell next to Kissinger
“Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out,” Morris wrote in a social media post on X.
100% on brand for Mitch
Rest in piss
He might be dead, he might be braindead and on life support, he might be recovering. Until we see a body, it’s impossible to know.
Schrödinger’s Turtle
Ding-dong! The Mitch is dead
Which old Mitch? The Wicked Mitch!
Ding-dong! The Wicked Mitch is dead
Wake up, you sleepy head
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Wicked Mitch is dead
He’s gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Mitch is dead!
“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”
It’s “I have never wished anyone dead, but…”
The quote I lifted is from Clarence Darrow’s 1932 memoir.
Good riddance, maybe Kentucky will drag itself out of the dark ages now.
Narrator: It won’t.
He was a fucking traitor, right up to the bitter end.
that took me a minute
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