Had a young Drake get too excited for new ladies in the yard once, and his dick popped out and stayed out. Never went back in. Drug it around for days, stepped on it, literally tripped over his own dick. Total mess. I had to try and literally coat it in antibacterial ointment and shove it back in there. Popped right back out hours later.
Turned black and fell off a few days later. Then, understandably, he got extra aggressive. Probably on account of his dick fell off. Also probably didn’t help that I was the last one to touch it.
I used to raise ducks.
Had a young Drake get too excited for new ladies in the yard once, and his dick popped out and stayed out. Never went back in. Drug it around for days, stepped on it, literally tripped over his own dick. Total mess. I had to try and literally coat it in antibacterial ointment and shove it back in there. Popped right back out hours later.
Turned black and fell off a few days later. Then, understandably, he got extra aggressive. Probably on account of his dick fell off. Also probably didn’t help that I was the last one to touch it.
Sad duck. Tasted great, though.
You mean the rest of the duck tasted great right?
:)
Dicks out for young Drake 🙏😔
Oh shit, this was 2016, too! I think a little before Harambe, so maybe I didn’t mess up the greatest dicks out joke my life would ever know.