• SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    How else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit? That’s dirty

    Next you’ll be telling me I should use a bidet instead of cleaning my ass with the shower wand.

    • halcyoncmdr@piefed.social
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      3 days ago

      How else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit?

      Obviously you do what 99.99999999% of people do. Nothing. Never clean it. Ever. From the day you buy it. At most you wipe the screen with some water. Maybe windex.

      Source: Repaired cell phones for years.

    • frongt@lemmy.zip
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      3 days ago

      I would recommend sanitizing wipes for that. Alcohol, not chemical chlorox or whatever.

      • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        Alcohol wipes on my ass!?

        That’s gonna burn the shit out of my hemorrhoids, no thank you!