thisisbutaname

It was mildly funny the first time. The next few ones not so much but I still got it. Now it’s not funny and a dead horse to boot

Not until 2028 at least. Gotta keep the narrative going so they can claim the next one will have been stolen too

My brain has developed a defence mechanism for it. I dream of having to pee but it’s always in the most uncomfortable/public/undesirable places so I can’t do it

Wait 10 minutes to revive or buy the season pass and respawn instantly.

Skip the boss for only €4.99.

Buy the “Elden Lord” pack to get the best armor in the game.

Buy the loot box with .00001% chance of a fully upgraded weapon.