I feel attacked ;)

I have not tried/used it (yet?), but the kids are building Radicle for this very purpose. It gets a fair amount of techie coverage (blogs, comments, etc.) but sits in unique space compared to, say, Forgejo (classic self-hosted git).

Al, we need to optimize. Speed and efficiency to prevent Ctrl+C.

Write 16MB of zeros to the beginning of the boot device to overwrite the boot blocks (16MB being extra cautious, 8MB is fine) and if you want to double the roulette fun, have it fork in parallel and do the same thing to the EFI partition (if you have one). Extra credit: fork a 3rd time and write 16MB to the end of the disk, nuking the backup GPT structure sitting there. This can all be a fun inline “one-liner” to appeal to cut & pasters. curl pipe bashers.

It’ll happen so fast there’s no stopping it, their only way out now is to get the running system saved off that disk while it’s mounted.[1] But your nuke is invisible, how long until they find out trying to reboot? Devious Al, you’re just devious.

[1] there is a way to recover if you build identical machines, like VMs or VPSes - a tool such as gdisk can pull the table(s) off one to a file, which can be pushed onto another. We’ve recovered $customer mistakes at $ITjob doing this before, it works. It might not boot properly, but it can contain enough filesystem boundary information to be able to recover a partition manually (rescue).

por qué no los dos?

What I like about this one is the nerd friends cheering Sid on, celebrating his success in action. It is, to me, one of the quintessential parts of nerdery - to lift others up and watch them become great.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen_Miranda

Maria do Carmo Miranda da Cunha[a] (9 February 1909 – 5 August 1955), known professionally as Carmen Miranda (Portuguese pronunciation: [ˈkaʁmẽj miˈɾɐ̃dɐ]), was a Portuguese-born Brazilian singer, dancer, and actress. Nicknamed “the Brazilian Bombshell,”[1][2] she was known for her signature fruit hat outfits that she wore in her American films.

I see folks mentioning going back to their dormant LFM accounts. The Metabrainz Foundation has a project ListenBrainz, a more open FOSS style version; if you’re going to spin some scrobbling cycles maybe check it out:

https://listenbrainz.org/

(I stopped scrobbling years ago, privacy concerns)