If it sinks it’s a witch

I randomly will just start walking as strangely as I can. Lifting my knees really high, shuffling side to side, you know the typical goofy stuff. Then when my daughter inevitably asks what I’m doing, I just proclaim this is how I walk now. Guaranteed eye rolls from her and my wife.

My dog stopped falling for this after I got her to chase me back into the house a few times