Ok. So we’d probably best not tell anyone then. That could be interesting information to, you know, enemies and stuff.

Ok fine I can live with that.

But <attempts to attach file to send to wherever>.

Windows: No! That file is open! You cannot.

What.

Folks, I think he’s fucking with us.

Another great snip:

a phone designed in China, made in China, with the vast majority of parts sourced from China. I’m failing to find any stirring of American pride within me. I’ve certainly felt it before, so I can confirm that it is absent at this time.