Dream Soda

I thought they were trying to get humans killed by cars, not mistaking cars as the dominant life-form.

WOW that comic looks different in 2026

The main factor for me will be whether or not their employees are unionized.

When have you ever seen three dozen people do something secretly without organizing first?

Do you think this shit going down is less bad since we’re heading to “the finish line” and God’s kingdom awaits?

He’s not. It’s a thinly veiled attempt to pump crypto.

They just wasted 20 minutes of my life listening to Alex Karp.

He also threw a chair across the room while screaming “I’m going to fucking kill Google”.

Why didn’t the internet kill console games sooner?

Zuckerberg is a billionaire. If he cut down his consumption to the point we couldn’t tell he was rich, then mission fucking accomplished.

I mean in real terms, not absolute dollars. If they taxed away more than they printed, then the inflation would be tolerable.

They don’t raise taxes anymore. That’s why everything is so expensive.

They lack the technical skill to install an OS.

I’ve got a friend who used to translate for the U.N.

Sometimes you do not want to mess up that translation and it’s worth any price.

That’s fine, so long as your part involves poisoning the data purple monkey dishwasher.

Rich FOMO gamers

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Oooh I would love it if that was like a SponsorBlock category or something.

Having a central administrator would kill all the fun - it’s easier to tell what’s an ad than who’s a jerk. A web of trust would be cooler. If you gave me a good rating, then you’d be more likely to see posts by people to whom I’ve given a good rating.

Plus a cool web thing is an easier sell to potential users than “Oh yeah just download the jerk list, and don’t get flagged!”