Surely you will not regret giving the enemy $300B

The Pope (yes this one your precious Leo) calls me an abomination because I have had bottom surgery.

So when my priest raped me and the church protected him, that was an example of the ethical views and compassion and respect for human dignity you’re talking about?

I guess I always have more to learn from this amazing institution, like how I’m an abomination for being queer.