I wasn’t trying to say you wanting a wired headset is somehow not valid. I just always felt that a $3 C to 3.5 adapter you can permanently attach to your wired headphones is a weird hill to die on. For about $15 you can buy enough for that to never again be a consideration when buying a new phone.

Why not just use usb-c if you want wired headset?

That assumes he saw a kid with a gun and did nothing while evaluating the situation and getting a 100% confirmation that he is indeed a crazy shooter. Which could really only happen when he saw this kid started shooting other kids. Then he calmly found a location where he would not accidentally hit any bystanders and without missing, terminated the shooter. If that sounds improbable for a real life situation, that’s why OP expressed his doubts.

There’s exactly 0 reasons not to use nitrogen for death penalty. Guaranteed death every time.

I don’t believe that nobody cares. Coke is $5 maybe. Any fucking thing in restaurant with any alcohol is $15+

Profit margins on cocktails are basically 100%