It’s what we call the things Yanks and North Koreans use to measure weight since ‘ton’ is assumed to be a metric ton for the rest of the world.

(Yes, I’ve seen the Canadian weights and measures flowchart but this is still a funny jab)

Biden was rooted in ethics.

Criminal investigations take time.

Should should not need repeating so often.

reams of fresh inputs.

Thank your “journalists” who “graduated high school” for their interesting take on mass nouns.

So, like 95% of us?

“ferroelectric fluid” sounds very sandpapery to plastic housings.