Time to consider unconventional memory usage techniques.

Artisanal hand-crafted AI billionaire jerky.

Bailing is the agricultural process of cutting, drying, gathering, compressing and tying up of forage crops into compact, manageable bundles for easy storage and transport.

Therefore, I am all for bailing the CEO’s out of AI companies. We can all lend a hand in cutting them down, drying them, gathering them, tying them up and compressing them into manageable bundles for easy storage or… whatever… toss them into a volcano?

I hope a rag-tag group of rebels starts emailing every church, company and organization they can find an email for with a fake update about how great the ballroom is going and how little the White House cares about your problems.

The article failed to mention that Mike Johnson said they’d did a “phenomenal job” in a sarcastic voice while he rolled his eyes and did the quotation marks sign with his fingers.