Does it even matter if he’s dead or alive? People should question his ability to do the job he was elected to do regardless. The fucker has been glitching for a while now.

https://www.datapulse.de/en/sick-leave-europe-comparison/

This goes into everything about it. In short, the sick statistics actually only shows which countries are good at reporting it. The countries with the best coverage of pay obviously also report it better.

Germany is straight in the middle of everything.

The most interesting thing to notice is Norway. They have the highest average of sick days. They’re probably not more sick than others, but because their sick days are covered 100% by the state, it’s in everyone’s interest to report it. And yet… despite of 19% of the workforce being sick on any given day… they’re also the most productive GDP/hour.

The average is always high, because long time sickness drags the statistics up.

It’s not 10 people having the flu for 3.6 weeks every year. It’s one person going down with stress or cancer for half a year without losing their employment.

Robot vacuum designers are limited to using only the “o” vowel. That’s just the way it is.

How to avoid economic collapse:

Step 1: Sell book about it
Step 2: Profit

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.

It’s a picture of the rapper Eminem writing the lyrics for the song “lose yourself”.

The lyrics has the words “mom’s spaghetti”. His real name is Marshall.

If I was Mark, I would require all company meetings to happen in the Metaverse, so I could change all their sad faces to happy smily faces.

Why have sad conversations when you can have “hey boss I think you suck and I quit! 😄😄”