Perhaps we both made these comments nearly simultaneously because we’re just trying to fuck with you!

Wow look at all the words you’ve written because I mistakenly wrote “Tommy Tuberville” instead of “Thomas Massie.” I’m sure glad you’re here to keep everything straight, professor. I’ll have to be more careful in the future lest I run into more savants like yourself. Noted!

Ah, and of course you never make mistakes. Like assuming that someone who has a five day old account didn’t just move to it from their other, 3-year-old account.