I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Green bananas are better in smoothies imo. Just my preference though. Can’t speak for others.
1·7 days agoEncore! Encore! 👏🐲
2·10 days agoI was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like
So disrespectful, some people. Right?
11·10 days agoSo you’ve just given up on life? 😟
Orange Octagonal Polygon
Wait, so I’m not white? Looks confusedly at my skin Oh, nevermind. I’m a dragon 🐲
82·13 days agoI hate my spouse so fucking much
Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.