Who’s going to do anything? It’s a fascist country, and this will be our future.

BREAKING NEWS

Washington sources report Zombie Mitch McConnell will return to the Senate…

The kids did that in Anaheim, where I grew up. Today they’re hiding from ICE.

Will no one give a thought for the persecuted billionaires?

He died with pure blood, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!

He’s either dead or a human turnip on life support. The Regime will keep it hidden until the election.

I hope they can pull it off in November. That word “socialist” is like Pavlov’s bell, triggering the average American to vote Republican.

Most Americans will accept deep surveillance and the arrests that will follow, without complaints. “Nothing To Hide, Nothing To Fear”

We have a king. You think Republicans are just going to meekly leave power?