This doesn’t sound like it will help the trout population.

Some sheep only run on the shear power of wool.

“God’s will” is just an excuse the people in power use to control us.

70 percent increase of major incidents. Hmm…

Oh just want I want, another microblogging platform which algorithms to tell me what to think and what to be upset about.

Yeah, rich people don’t get loopholes to keep the whole cake.

Or, you know, just give away as much as everyone else who isn’t rich is giving.

Biden must have left a super secret time-bomb in the economy.

No chance he’ll see jail time.

I don’t know why transmissions need rights, either.

My favorite advice to give: “don’t add or subtract from the population”

Squeezy your charcuterie

Better ask for a refund, then