The taste is gonna move ya

If I have to be registered as a Democrat I reserve the right to be “we” even if I don’t like anyone.

Old and busted: Software piracy

New hotness: Hardware piracy

Them Limeys will have to come and take them.

Well if we’re gonna win it then I don’t need to do anything. Sweet!

My family’s been here since 1733 and never took a test. If birthright citizenship isn’t real then am I a citizen?

And if we’ve never been citizens, who do we sue to get back all the taxes we paid?

Tech companies used to push back on stuff like this, but now that they need to fix the ad market they’re fine with the surveillance.

That’s what the government wants and happens to align with industry

The reason they want age verification isn’t to protect the kids. It’s to verify the entity making a request is a real person and not a bot so they can charge more for the ad space.

I have to join or I’m not allowed to vote in primaries in my state.

I can’t imagine being proud of something I’m forced to be in.

Martin Luther King ended racism by having a dream, everybody knows that.

/s

Damn, and I thought a station wagon full of tapes had a lot of bandwidth.

In my high school there was one big bathroom by the gym that every guy, even teachers, used for #2. It has a locking door, was far away from anything, and we even had a magazine rack with Sports Illustrated and Popular Mechanics.

Somehow we all arrived at this without coordination. We even kept it clean.

Imagine seeing ads…

He ratted out his friends to the FBI

Also the picture in the meme was their calling card. They were called lulzsec

Obligatory fuck Sabu

Dammit, they’re gonna buy up all the remote small farms.

Cops can just knock down the door.