What’s that, you say? Your technology dreams are okay, but the way you implement privacy, ethics, and security are actually shit and nobody wants to be near you, you say?

Well, who am I to tell you you’re right.

Maybe if your everything wasn’t constantly hostile and morally egregious, you’d find more success.

DNA evidence from Kirk assassination disputed

My brain: That wasn’t Kirk? Oh shit. Better go get him, then.

I’ve done many things in life that others would regret and I don’t. Somehow, this is not one of those things. I don’t know what was worse: the photorealistic drawings, the pictures, or the insane amount of rule34 type stuff that came up.

I regret image searching duck penis today.

Jesus fuck what a picture

Why couldn’t this have happened like, 20 years ago

Surely, more capitalism will fix this.

That’s how I know I’m home

He did probably keep a diary of the little girls he did.

A small price for the unlimited government subsidy to pay