Oh I like you.

Oh, got it

I personally would like to take a good, hard look at the inside of his heart. (Not being figurative.- I’d like to inspect the ventricles using my eyes while it’s still warm.)

I don’t get it

Also accurate, if cold, shadenfreude title:
A fool and their money are soon parted

ONE OF US

That’s a link to linkedin, so I’m gonna “no thanks” that one. I’m not visiting that hell-hole.

“We caused the biggest E-waste event in 30 years, AND completely alienated lower income customers, so I guess we’ll give the broke plebs and privacy minded users a little more time in the hopes they won’t show up in Redmond with pitchforks and torches.”

And still I sit, hoping to hear back about my steam controller reservation. ><