Finally. Gun violence I can support!

Being harassed is still better than being forced to kill or be killed.

Hell, I’d tell my kids to fake being trans to avoid fighting Trump’s bullshit distraction-from-the-Epstein-files wars.

Was it ever proven she was the source? If so, that’s some serious double-standard shit right there.

Trump just wants the USA to be the only one who gets away with that crap. Taylor Farms — the company behind the killer diarrhea lettuce outbreak — apparently is quite the user of cheap prison labor.

No worries. I’m sure they’ll be fleecing as many as they can in a shared access scheme.

The answer — as it is for most things — is money.

Not really, TACO knows all about folding.

ACaCAB. Not to be confused with Abacab.

Full version (better).

Paywall-free version.

A missed opportunity would’ve been to identify as a “Plan 9” OS user, causing panic about attacks from alien-controlled undead.

Paper’s easy. Find someone who knows how to replace the image drum so you don’t get ghost reprinting all the way down the page.

Do they still refuse people who lived in Europe from 1980 (or 1981, I don’t remember the start year) on for fear of mad cow disease? I know someone who says they were there just a few months past the start of that window, and mad cow didn’t even make the news for nearly a decade after that. Red Cross was still refusing his donations last time he tried, despite not showing any signs of the disease in all this time.